Oh, Hey, Sorry…

… I lost track of time while getting together a big long post about the Alycia Lane lawsuit and making wacky photoshops that will probably one day end up on the blog. But apparently, the presidential election has been canceled by John McCain.

No, seriously, look at Philly.com’s front page right now:

See? We’re just going to end up with four more years of Bush, I’d bet. Let the conspiracy theories start now.

I love the poll; the evidence that somebody at Philly.com wants McCain in the white house is mounting with each new ridiculous poll. Of course it’s a political action, even if McCain could fix the economy by flying over Washington and dropping $100 bills to unemployed i-bankers it would be a political action. And if John McCain offered to give me a certain amount of money I would totally vote for him. (My vote costs $2 mil, Johnny, but I’m willing to negotiate.)

But, uhm, he’s running for president! Everything he says or does is a political ploy hoping to get some voter to pick McCain. And, uhm, he isn’t going home to be with his sick puppy, though I hope that’s the next stunt pulled by either him or Obama. Whatever action the government takes will most certainly be just as horrible with McCain as without him. I guess he wants the debate delayed, most importantly, because lots of successful government action gets done on Friday nights. I can only wait for McCain’s next attack ad, though: “When the economy was in crisis, Barack Obama wanted to debate the issues rather than return to Washington.”

I’m glad U.S. Senators are absolutely forbidden from doing work on the road, or talking on the phone, or using the Internet. Geeze, I can blog from, say, 150 different places in Center City alone, but one has to return to Washington. I know that Senators still communicate via telegram, but unless McCain is digging up Lincoln’s gold himself, it seems kind of ridiculous.