Quickies: The Shocker

• Photos of women flashing patrons at Kildare’s in West Chester on Mardi Gras found their way into the hands of city officials, who are shocked! Shocked, I tell you, that people would flash for beads on Mardi Gras! Soon, West Chester officials are going to learn about “adult book stores” that actually sell pornographic movies! Gasp! [NBC 10]

• Philadelphia police may have your stolen power tools. So, if you’re missing a jackhammer or something, contact the popo. [KYW 1060]

• Lots of FBI employees don’t have email because the government can’t afford it. No, really. [AP/CNN]

• Does it get any cuter than this itty bitty wittle pomeranian? [Cute Overload]

• Okay, this is close, maybe: Eva Longoria playing with a little doggy. [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]