Obama, America-Lover

Barack Obama got his big ol’ Official Presidential Portrait taken the other day; he looks nice and presidential but is, unfortunately, wearing an American flag pin. And here I voted for him because I thought he hated America! Ohh, Obama, we had such high hopes for you and you went and blew them.

But, really, all those things you said during the election about change… that didn’t mean you wanted to destroy America? Damn, consider me fooled. Guess I’ll just chalk this up to you getting me this time, Mr. President!

Note to bootleg Obama t-shirt makers: Here’s a huge version from Wikipedia. (I believe this since it’s a government-produced work, it’s public domain, too.) Now go make some more awesome shirts.

[Official Presidential Portrait via Wonkette]