Today In Typos

Reader Chris sends in this awesome screenshot, from today’s Daily News. And, yeah, I’d say it matters a decent amount:

This is oddly prescient considering Morrissey is shit.

New indie releases feature Morrissey, M. Ward & more [Daily News/PopMatters.com]

Newspaper Sentence Of The Year

I forsee nothing topping this as the greatest sentence published in any newspaper this year.

Allen also knows that turkey poop also is called guano, scat, excrement or droppings.

Shit. The one the reporter left out was shit.

(This story, incidentally, is about a gang of turkeys that’s terrorizing a New Jersey town.)

Turkeys gobbling up space in Port Republic [Press of Atlantic City]

Philly To Get Shittier

There’s an exhibit traveling the country currently titled “The Scoop on Poop.” It is, naturally, all about feces and how fun it is, or something.

Anyway, check out the AP article about the exhibit, which is currently at the Miami Metrozoo:

Miami is the exhibit’s second stop after opening at a Virginia museum in May. After the exhibit closes at the Metrozoo in January, it will make stops in Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Redding, Calif.

Oh, was there any doubt.

Zoo Flush With Visitors For Poop Exhibit [AP/NBC 10]