Hot, Hot Cereal!

I almost forgot to post this poll from Philly.com yesterday!

I didn’t mean to click ‘none,’ but I’m not going to go back and edit the screenshot to fix it. I haven’t had oatmeal in forever, I should totally go back and try it again sometime…

Poll To End All Poles

What?! I wanted to answer Lech Walesa. Lame, Philly.com. Lame.

But we all know what won this poll, though, don’t we?

In a landslide, even.

Philly.com Poll Of The Day

Yes, this is the Philly.com poll question of the day. Currently, the results: 59 percent say no! I guess all those Philly.com commenters spend less than half of their time on Stormfront. Who knew?

Name The MLS Team!

We all know that fan polls to pick a team’s nickname aren’t real, but it’s just so darn fun to vote in them. And, as such, you should go over and vote on a name at at Philly.com for the new MLS team.

There are a couple decent choices, but I went with the write-in vote above. Of the four choices, SC is probably the best, since it could piss off Europeans more than the other ones. I kinda like City, too. But I’m sure I’ll probably end up rooting for Union next year, unless that one Councilman in Chester derails the process. Oh, wait, he didn’t!

Also, I liked this part of that last link: “[I]t is believed to be the first nonunanimous vote on the all-Republican council in at least a decade.”

MLS Name The Team [Philly.com]

Philly.com, The Annotated Front Page

For your perusing pleasure, I’ve gone through an annotated a few things on a recent front page of Philly.com.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go calm down; I am so psyched about Prince Chunk being back on the front page I need to go find a Xanax or something.

HTML Radio Buttons Of Wackiness!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! The above wacky poll is brought to you by Philly.com. Ho, ho, look at all those comedic choices. Personally, I was thinking of an Atlasphere. Man, that’s almost as wacky as a Segway!

FBI chases Pa.’s ‘Running Man’ Bandit [Inquirer]
Thanks, Master Fister

More Fun With Philly.com

Hell, I didn’t even think there was consensual sexual activity on the Main Line.

The only real drawback today is this story doesn’t have comments.

Philly.com Poll: City Is Lazy, Whiny

From yesterday (the totals are roughly the same still), Philly.com’s poll about homelessness:

Yes, the one with the lowest number of responses was, of course, about helping people. And the #1 response was wondering why the city didn’t do something about it. I guess if you pay your taxes…

The Ultimate Poll

So, it’s finally come to this Philly.com poll to settle it once and for all.

Do you believe in God? [Philly.com]

Oh Noes! Who Will Win Tomorrow?!

In most elections, like the Philadelphia mayoral race last year or the general election this coming November, we already know who’s going to win. (Respectively: Michael Nutter and Ron Paul.) But tomorrow we don’t know who’s going to win! Alli Katz has posted this poll chart from Pollster (that I’ve made a little easier to follow with some additions) that shows that … I dunno.

Clinton is up by a few points, and will probably win by a few points. But we’re not 100 percent completely sure, and so tomorrow will be fun.

By fun, of course, I mean not fun.