Hillary Clinton Can’t Spell

The Inquirer’s Larry Eichel points out on Philly.com’s primary blog that one of Hillary Clinton’s new ads has a typo in it! As a big fan of typos, this makes me like Clinton more: She’s clearly just like a blogger, not even checking whatever the hell goes into her work before sending it out. I wonder if she does her work from her parents’ basement?

Hillary Clinton Stares Into Your Soul

I’d like to thank Hillary Clinton for not running a version of this ad in Pennsylvania, as it is not unintentionally hilarious like “3 a.m. (REMIX)” and, frankly, scares me almost as much as Obama’s plan to make all cars run on his special brand of hope and change.

On the plus side, she did tell people not to watch it.

Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It [Wonkette]

Obama Just Loves Steel Workers

Hey, here’s Barack Obama’s new ad. If you’re like me, the more you see Barack Obama’s ads, the less you like him. This ad opens with the line: “I moved to Chicago to help workers whose lives were torn apart when steel plants like this one left town.” Really? Did you hover on the power of hope and change to get to Chicago just to help stranger steelworkers?

Good thing Hillary Clinton’s ads are just as unintentionally loathesome and Walnuts! McCain is, well, Walnuts! McCain.

New Obama Ad [PA Votes Blog]

Fat Old White Dudes For Obama!

Check out one of Barack Obama’s new ads in Pennsylvania, above. It’s called “Carry,” and though it’s aired elsewhere, it’s clearly attempting to show that, despite his pastor and his racist grandma, Barack Obama does not hate white people. Look how much those fat old white dudes love him!

Obama also has two just for Pennsylvania ads, which are about his life, and how much he hates lobbyists. Because I fully believe when President Barry takes office, he will eliminate lobbying.

Deconstructing The Mayoral Ads

In recent weeks, there have been a couple new mayoral candidate ads popping up during the news and Jeopardy! I haven’t mentioned them much before, so I figured I’d do a thorough analysis and fact check of each commercial make fun of them after the jump.

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