Validation That Your Life Sucks

Hey, are you miserable today? Sure, even if you’re on some legal mind-altering pills, you might still be a little down. Well now you have some validation from a magazine with annoying slideshows using a pointless index of miserableness: We’re the 5th most miserable city in America!

How miserable is Philly? The residents of the City of Brotherly Love once booed Santa Claus and pelted him with snowballs at an Eagles game. Maybe it’s the long commutes, violent crime and plethora of toxic waste sites that has people grumpy. Philadelphia scored in the top 20 in all three areas.

Zzzzzzzzz… oh, I’m sorry, I’ve read “booed Santa Claus” so many times that my brain automatically shuts down when I see it. Anyway, the most miserable city in the country is Detroit, and number three is Flint. Eat it, Michigan, we’re way better than you! Meanwhile, Forbes‘ plan to get people to write about them has worked again with another stupid list.

America’s Most Miserable Cities [Forbes]
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