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Pirate Flag Tragically Taken Down

121108pirateflag.jpg The Daily News today writes about a worker at the Criminal Justice Center ordered to take down his pirate and American flags from his desk.

Here’s where it gets fun:

For months, that flag and another one that Silvestro had taped to his computer - a black “pirate” flag with skull and crossbones - greeted a steady stream of folks, mostly lawyers, who lined up daily at the front counter of the court’s Active Criminal Records department to file motions that Silvestro processed.

No one complained about the flags, Silvestro said. Then on Sept. 23, Silvestro got an e-mail from his supervisor: “Keith has advised me as your supervisor, that the flags must come down. They are not appropriate for the workplace,” the e-mail said.

The “Keith” mentioned in the e-mail was Keith Smith, the new director of Active Criminal Records.

Silvestro, 34, said he could understand why Smith didn’t want him to display a pirate flag - a symbol of thievery on the high seas - in a criminal courthouse. The flag was a gift from a co-worker who had bought it while on vacation and knew that Silvestro liked pirate stories and had served in the Navy, Silvestro said.

Doesn’t the Active Criminal Records department know how “in” pirates are with the kiddies nowadays?! Geeze, this is just silly. How dare government workers be barred from putting up pirate flags in their office!

His boss flags Old Glory [Daily News]
Photoshop with apologies to Jessica Griffin.

Sexy Female Pirate Ninja Zombie LOLCats Are Chuck Norris’ Base, Killin’ His Doods

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The rest of Pennsylvania is an interesting place. It seems content to simply kill us with nuclear fallout and also they have ninja robbers.

Female ninja robbers. Out near Pittsburgh, two women dressed as ninjas robbed a convenience store. Weird, you think they’d go after a bigger target. They’re ninjas and all.

Police said the two women — one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword — entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m. [...]

“They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas,” said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. “Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime.”

If there’s one thing I know about the Internet, it’s that it loves stupid shit like ninjas. (And zombies and cats and Chuck Norris and All Your Base Are Belong To Us!) So here’s my ninja post of the day to get more and more Google hits to this site. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger [The Pittsburgh Channel]

Stripes And StARRRRRRRRRRRRs

Starting Friday, there’s going to be a Halloween Pirate Adventure at the Betsy Ross House.

Betsy Ross, of course, had about as much to do with piracy as she had with sewing the first flag, so this makes a bunch of sense.

Halloween Pirate Adventure [Philly Fun Guide]
Betsy Ross [Wikipedia]