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HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) ― A nighttime romp in the Pennsylvania woods by a pilot and flight attendant ended badly after the pilot became separated from his clothes.

They are, for some reason, both facing criminal charges. Because if you somehow become separated from your clothes, you are going straight to jail.

Update: The Harrisburg Patriot-News has more on the charges of our pilot and flight attendant: “Bradford was arraigned before District Judge Michael Smith on charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, loitering and prowling at night, and disorderly conduct. Connor was arraigned on charges of theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness, and loitering and prowling at night.” I believe they are the Bonnie & Clyde of public drunkenness.

Pilot Found Nude After Romp In Pa. Woods [AP/CBS 3]