Go Ask Suzy, Jane, Mary And Alice

The above photo is from the Binghamton University Pipe Dream — which pretty much has a giant bong as a logo — accompanying a story about “menacing” phone calls on campus.

It just goes to show that, well, when there’s not a photo opportunity for a story, you just need to use your imagination. It helps if Commissioner Gordon is on staff, too.

Students receive menacing calls [Pipe Dream]

Rick Santorum Captures Crucial Colon Cancer Vote

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NBC 10 Runs Cutest Caption Contest Ever!

Eeeeeeeeeee!

Caption Me: Cocker Spaniel Puppies [NBC 10]

Oprah’s The One From The Rolling Stones, Right?

Gee, how would we have ever told them apart without those little identifiers?

PWD Has Been Undergoing, Uh, Technical Difficulties

Photo by adamj, licensed via Creative Commons

Ryan Howard Inspires Crotch-Protecting Stances

Over the weekend, Ryan Howard hit approximately 714 home runs, including a three-run homer game on Saturday. (The Phillies, naturally, needed a ninth-inning rally to win that one.) He hit another one yesterday, a near upper deck shot that gave the Phils a 2-1 lead. (They, naturally, needed extra innings to win that one.)

Here’s an Inquirer photo of the fans trying to catch Howard’s homer yesterday by Inquirer photog Jerry Lodriguss (thanks, Enrico):

I don’t know who’s better: The guy protecting his crotch instead of going for the ball, or the guy in the green who looks like he’s ready to dive over the stands in order to catch it. Either way, it’s a great slideshow, and you should check it out.

Slideshow: Phillies 3, Astros 2 [Inquirer]
Chasing Maris [The 700 Level]

Separated At Birth?

And this photo of John Street by Matthew Godfrey, on the front page of today’s Evening Bulletin:

It’s Friday. Here Are Some Puppies.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! So cute!

Journey [The Woolen Rabbit via Cute Overload]

NBC10.com Unveils New Slideshow In Wake Of Brett Myers Arrest

Sports Stars With Legal Problems!

Reason #4,283 We’re Glad The Daily News Is Going To Be Sticking Around For At Least The Immediate Future

The lead item in Howard Gensler’s Tattle in today’s Daily News is about Bruce Willis’ lawsuit against paparazzo Anthony Goodrich. Goodrich told TMZ.com that Willis smashed his camera in his face, causing a cut nose and a chipped tooth. Willis denies the claims, says he’s been harassed, etc., etc.

But here’s the photo the Daily News chose to go along with the story:

Thanks for explaining which one was Willis and which one was the raccoon, Daily News.

Howard Gensler | For ’stalking’ photog, about-face in Willis case [Daily News]