Philly.com Advancing Snurf Story Nicely

The digital ink on the post right below on the front page wasn’t even dry when Philly.com threw down the gauntlet right here. Yes, the dangerous new “snurf,” a drug so potent it apparently effects writers and editors who haven’t even taken it.

Line stolen from Timothy Leary

Philly.com Is On Drugs — Really

Be still my heart. It’s like my two worlds (drug column and blog where I have made fun of Philly.com for almost three years) have collided! The current Philly.com front page is about stoner comedies. Yes, the paper that wrote about the area’s “marijuana overdoses” last November has its film critic writing about movies that essentially have weed as the main character.

As you may have also noticed, the other big story tonight is: OMG the giant fat cat is going to be on Regis tomorrow everybody celebrate like gangbusters!!!

Smoking the funny stuff [Inquirer]

Citizens Flee Philly For Philly.com

Excellent front page, Philly.com. This is sure to attract a ton of awesome Philly hate quotes. Let’s pick one at random. No, wait. Let’s pick the first fucking comment.

Philly is filled with ignorant Democrat sheep who continue voting for the same party while the city gets worse and worse. Out of control black racism, as a white guy I’m scared to walk around at night because of high % of black racists (yes I know not all blacks are racist!!).

This guy’s username is, naturally, “utleyrules.”

Phila.’s population shrinking, though region’s is growing [Inquirer]