Michael Jack: Shit!

There’s only one way to introduce this clip: Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt joined Harry Kalas and Gary Matthews in the booth on Saturday night, and they chatted about his golf game.

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Harry: “It’s a full count here to Willie Harris. Getting down to another sport, Michael Jack, how’s your golf game?”
Mike Schmidt: “Pretty good, Harry. I’ve been beating the hell out of my wife pretty regularly.”
Awkward pause; muted laughter
Harry: “At golf, I hope? At golf, I hope. Line drive and that’s a fair ball…”

Perhaps the alleged transgressions of Brett Myers — and let’s not forget the newly-acquired Julio Mateo — aren’t just a current Phillies trend; they’re part of the team’s history. Maybe Chuck Klein and Grover Cleveland Alexander used to get together and knock around women. This might explain everything about the Phils.

Update: Also, please, Phillies, don’t pluralize with an apostrophe.