Big Alycia Lane News! Well…

Dan Gross reports today that PhillyGossip.com exclusively reported in December on Alycia Lane’s arrest! Oh, and also, today is the last day (sans weekend) of Alycia Lane’s three-week vacation after allegedly punching a cop and calling her a “fucking dyke.”

So, the DN gossip guru asks, Will CBS 3 announce Alycia Lane’s fate today? CBS 3 says there is no new news to report, and, hell, even I was too lazy to do a new Photoshop of Lane, which we know is the real harbinger of “no news.” (The bigger tits galore version is here, pervs.) But maybe Lane will get fired today in the best Friday news dump of all time.

More interestingly, a source tells Gross Lane has approached a high-powered Center City law firm about a wrongful termination suit, if she is indeed fired for her alleged transgression. She denies any cop punching or dyke-calling, so I guess we’ll all just have to wait this one out and be content to write about her for increased pageviews.