Humiliated On The Silver Screen

Somebody’s press release reached the right person! Or, rather, Andre Bennett works at KYW 1060. But, hey, that’s okay! KYW 1060’s John McDevitt has a piece today on the Rock Paper Scissors movie showing at the Philadelphia Film Fest on Saturday.

Frankie13 versus The World, airing as part of the Rocky Balboa Picture Show (cute), follows RPS competitor Bennett (aka Franky Thirteen, aka an all-around cool guy) as he takes on the Philadelphia RPS City League and the RPS World Championships in Toronto.

But, wait, there’s more! Longtime readers may remember when I refereed a RPS match (and Kottke linked it, something I still freak out about) at the 2006 Keystone Classic. I didn’t do all that good of a job, having never even seen a competitive RPS match before being asked to ref.

Whoops! I did a bad job, I was heckled and — whoops! — a film crew was there to capture it all on tape. Yes, not only am I in this documentary, I believe there is a scene of me being humiliated in this 30-minute movie. (I’m not sure if that scene made it in, but I have to imagine it did. The filmmakers, very nice guys originally from Newtown,

So, yes, go see it, laugh at me, et cetera, et cetera. This is also a good time to let you know about the 2008 City League season, which begins a week from tonight at the Khyber. Finally, an excuse other than quizzo to drink on weeknights! It’s been a long offseason.

Pat Croce Finally Gets Angry

Man, look at former 76ers prez Pat Croce. He’s even in a good mood while pillaging. (I guess if you’re a pirate, getting some booty puts you in a good mood. Actually, I guess that puts anyone in a good mood. Where was I again?)

Needless to say, Pat Croce usually feels great. Whether at the helm of the 76ers, hosting that syndicated show or just being a plain old motivational guru, Croce is always happy.

Except when he invests about 100 large in a fake movie. In the Daily News today, Dan Gross reports that Croce had two screenings of a 15-minute short film The Messenger yanked after learning that, well, pretty much everything in it was fake:

The 15-minute-film, by Quincy Perkins, tells the story of how messenger Thomas E. Jones was held up while delivering Japan’s official surrender in WWII from the Swiss Embassy to the White House on Aug. 14, 1945.

Perkins “deceived me into believing that he had interviewed the real 76-year-old Thomas Jones in his hospital bed,” Croce said, adding that Perkins told him that Jones died last December.

Croce says Perkins, 26, called him Sunday night to reveal not only that he’d hired an actor to play Jones, but that Jones was alive in Maryland.

I used to think Croce was a pretty smart businessman, turning an athletic trainer gig into a motivational speaking career into the presidency of the 76ers. Then he sold high on the Sixers, getting out before they became too horrid.

But, dude, $100,000 on a shitty 15-minute film? Come on, man, open an ING Direct account or something.

Croce doesn’t feel great [DN, 2nd item]
Photo via Pirate Soul, Pat Croce’s pirate museum