Leftovers: All Aboard The Reading Terminal

• OMG The Reading Terminal was open yesterday! Y’know, though, I’ve always felt a Reading Terminal without the Pennsylvania Dutch wasn’t really a Reading Terminal at all. [Inquirer]

• OMG again! Phawker launches! With a big drawing of Napoleon Dynamite. And a promise to “be as dogged as the Daily News… as reliable as the Inquirer, as never-ending as KYW and as fast as stoopid TV news, faster even[.]” Phew, I was worried they were going to talk up their website or something. [Phawker]

• A Winslow, New Jersey man was sentenced to 18 months in prison for lewdness. So what’d Terrell Tucker do? Oh, nothing but masturbating in front of a 14-month-old (while her mother was cooking lunch, which is the oddest detail to include). The Assistant Camden County prosecutor said the only time he wasn’t facing lewdness charges since he was a kid was when he was in custody. Ah. [Camden Courier Post]

• What the hell is this? Dammit, when did Slate become the worst website in the universe? [Slate]

• It’s Monday. Here are some beagle-Jack Russell terrier mutts. Etc., Etc. [Daily Puppy]