Revolutionary ‘Metro’ Debate

Something tells me Joseph Alameda has a side job besides his listed career as an illustrator. I just can’t put my finger on why.

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‘Metro’ Interviews Doogie Howser

Wait, wait, wait. Can we zoom in on the upper right hand corner?

Update: Can we talk about the guy in the middle, too? The national team? Guh? Did he confuse him with the guy from Italy who elbowed Brian McBride in the head?

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‘Gay News’ Asks The Tough Questions

Metro may get the majority of the person-on-the-street mentions here, but for the best interviews, the Philadelphia Gay News might take the cake. Here’s today’s.

Coming next week: If you could make one Monty Python character gay, which one would it be and why?

Street Talk: If you could be gay in another era, what would it be?

It’s Official: The National Guard On The Southern Border Is Just Depressing

I don’t know if sending troops to the border is the right idea, but I don’t necessarily think they’ll get depressed while they’re down there. What’s more amazing is our hungry friend managed to say the same answer as a guy yesterday!

Yesterday: Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

Well, at least they didn’t ask Tom Cruise his opinion.

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Who Knows Where This Name-Changing Man Will Show Up Next?

Metro, “City Debate,” May 10, 2006, pg. 2:

Metro, “Today’s Debate,” May 10, 2006, pg. 14:

Each day, Metro’s person on the street interviews become more and more like The Onion’s. Hey, they’re both green.

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Metro Continues To Create Questions

Okay, this is the second instance of dwarf head-patting (uh, the guy on the left) in the Metro. What gives, guys? Do youse just go around looking for normal-sized people hanging out with little people and then unfairly edit them out of the prestigious Today’s Debate? For shame.

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March 29: Philly PD To Make World’s Largest Bong