Quickies: Only half of the tail

• A whole heartwarming story about a puppy rescued from certain death and not one photo placed online. Talk about only delivering half the story. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Yes, the new scheme by federal authorities in fighting terrorism is attempting to deport a pregnant woman. Hooray! [NYT]

• Despite breakthroughs in sciences and technology, the average penis size still remains a mystery. [Slate]

• And Donovan McNabb gets moved to the front of the airport line in Puerto Rico. No, this is a real story. [DN]

• Oh, yeah, and Andy Katz is all over Villanova’s win over No. 1 UConn in South Philly last night. [ESPN.com]