Quickies: He’s outta here!

• Little late on this one, but Phillies organist Paul Richardson is retiring after 35 years. It was nice to see him in the CBP concourse the first two years of the park, though. [AP/Yahoo!]

• In Bucks County, things are going so well people are still up in arms over a bad video game nobody’s heard of except for people protesting it. If I ever have a really bad idea that I want to sell, I’m just pepper it with references to killing cops, eating babies and gutting puppies. Hmm, maybe I should do that here. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Of course, the cops did just catch two eighth graders who made bomb threats. So maybe everything is safe up there. Seriously, though: Bomb threats? How 1999. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• And, hey, the U.S. men’s hockey team managed to advance to the gold medal round of the Olympics without even playing. Now that’s sport! U-S-A! U-S-A! [AP/Philly.com]