Quickies: Vito The Line And Rizzo The Rat

• A man named Vito the Line and Rizzo’s son-in-law was charged with running a gambling ring yesterday in Montgomery County. Just set up an Internet gambling business offshore. It’s much, much easier. Come on. Frank would have thought of that. [Inquirer]

• Democratic State Rep. Mike McGeehan had a polie report filed against him for cursing at a man who McGeehan said called the office and had previously used profanity. Ahh, Northeast Philly. [Daily News]

• Photoblogger Brad Maule takes a look at The Avenue — Passyunk, not Frankford — and finds that there’s, uh, not much parking. [phillyskyline]

• O-U-T! (Yeah, yeah.) An Upper Moreland girl is out of the National Spelling Bee after missing on gueridon, a French word meaning a small, round table. French word? Boy, whoever made up that word list must hate America. [Doylestown Intelligencer]