B Is For Book Reports

Some of you may have been wondering just what State Rep. Mark B. Cohen does with all those books he has the state buy for him. Well, now we know: He reviews them on Amazon!

Cohen also only apparently reviews books he likes, since a quick scan revealed only two books that didn’t get five-star reviews. Every review is like a 500-word book report, even the entry for P is for Philadelphia.

Unfortunately, most of the reviews are of things that might actually be useful for Cohen’s job, with political memoirs and “leadership” books. Leadership books are pick-up artist manuals for people who like money more than they like vagina.

And, yes, if you’re wondering, Amazon review pages contain an RSS feed, so you can keep up with Mark B. the instant he posts a new review.

Reviews Written by Mark B. Cohen [Amazon]