This Will Make Someone Shut The Duck Up

Four. That’s the current number of emails you have to send to me in order to get something posted on this website. (Subject to change.) I know, a six-minute Internet video is a bit too long for my ADD-riddled brain, but I was finally able to get through it — man, blogging has ruined my brain — and it was pretty good. Especially the part where the main guy goes, “Honestly, if you like the ducks, I don’t like you.”