Kid At Airport Not Terrorist At All

Remember the kid who pushed a “do not press” button and spread foam all over the Northeast Airport? Turns out he was framed:

Well, a 10-year-old is now off the hook. He was initially blamed for making this mess by mashing an emergency button. But, turns out a portable heat source used for cooking, somehow set off the fire extinguishers.

So, the kid was basically the convenient scapegoat. I hear he’s the one who got us into the Iraq War, too.

Northeast Airport Gets Attacked By The Blob

There was a family gathering Saturday at Augusta Aerospace, a company at Northeast Philadelphia Airport. During it — whoops! — a little kid pressed a button saying something to the effect of “Do not press this button unless there is an emergency.”

The result was what appears to be mountains of foam covering a hangar and the surrounding asphalt. Whoever you are, mystery button pusher, there’s just one thing to say: Awesome!

Foam mishap at Northeast Airport [6 ABC]