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Oh Yeah, Miss NJ Can Keep Her Crown

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Oddsmakers immediately made her a 5-2 favorite for the Miss America pageant, due to her skill in the talent competition, which this year tests nipple strength.

Pageant: Miss New Jersey can keep crown despite racy photos [AP/CNN.com]

Miss NJ Releases Photos; World Bored

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In other scintillating photos people were waiting to see but aren’t quite sure why news, Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo released the photos someone had blackmailed her with on Today this morning.

The photos are pretty boring even for embarrassing college shots; the one shows her boyfriend kinda sorta biting her nipple through her shirt, there’s one where she has pumpkins over her boobs, one where she’s spreading her legs with jeans one and others where she’s — gasp! — drinking. In all of the photos, None of them are nearly as risque or stupid as photo #2 here.

The organizers are meeting to decide whether to strip her of her crown. If she’s de-sashed, the only reason ever to watch this stupid beauty contest is gone.

Miss N.J. releases blackmail photos [Today]