Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

Ahh, let’s check the lead to the Temple News intro-to-college editorial:

As the early 90s Nickelodeon show states, “Welcome Freshmen!”

Ahh, yes. This isn’t quite nearly on the same level as the Neil Young/Philadelphia Parking Authority lead from earlier this week, since (1) this is a college paper and (2) at least the show Welcome Freshman is somewhat related to the subject at hand. Somewhat.

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