The Eagles Are Going To The Super Bowl

The Eagles’ drafted a bunch of players you probably never heard of in the NFL Draft over the weekend, including safety Quintin Demps, who is the greatest player of all time:

“I’m not a Pro Bowl player, I’m a Super Bowl player,” declared Demps.

Woohoo! I can’t wait ’til Quintin Demps is MVP of the Super Bowl this year.

Draft day moves put Lito in a corner [Daily News]