‘Friends of the Zoo Elephants’ Tackle Most Serious Scandal Ever

All seems normal in this article from KYW1060 about the autopsy of beloved zoo elephant Petal. Natural causes, old age, yadda yadda yadda. Case closed, right?

Wrong.

A group from Delaware County, Pa. calling itself “Friends of the Zoo Elephants” says it doesn’t buy the autopsy results. They want to know more about Petal’s medical hisory [sic] and what the zoo did to help her.

Yes, Philadelphia Zoo, what did you do to help this elephant? Did you feed it regularly and provide it shelter? Was it given enough peanuts and things to remember?!? We must spend precious time, money and intellectual capital to get to the bottom of this, immediately!

Phila. Zoo Releases Autopsy Findings on Death of Aged Elephant [KYW 1060]