Philadelphia Will Do Popularity Explained

Duh! The reason youse all visit this website is much simpler than I thought.

One in 12 full-time workers in the United States acknowledges having used illegal drugs in the past month, the government reports. Most of those who report using illicit drugs are employed full-time, with the highest rates among restaurant workers, 17.4 percent, and construction workers, 15.1 percent, according to a federal study being released Monday. About 4 percent of teachers and social service workers reported using illegal drugs in the past month, which was among the lowest rates.

Oh, you’re all high! That makes some sense, then. Most of it’s just weed, and it’s not like you though your waiters and cooks at the diner were sober anyway. I was going to try to go through the report and separate the weed usage from other drugs, but why do that when you can watch The Three Stooges?

Ha ha! We Americans are high muttonheads. But those Stooges sure are great. Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!

National Surveys on Drug Use and Health [SAMHSA]
Survey: 1 in 12 U.S. Workers Using Drugs [WTOP via Wonkette]