The God-Fearing MTV Video Music Awards

I was watching the somewhat-like-1999 MTV Video Music Awards last night, which were so hilariously bad they made me giddy. People are worried about Barack Obama being the Antichrist? Please. I believe we’ve already found him: Whatever God is sponsoring this year’s VMA’s is so unholy there can be no other explanation. (I can only imagine the director of Linkin Park’s video is also telling God he was awesome in Transformers as well.)

This video also features an Oscar winner, Slash from Guns ‘n’ Roses and the best expression of the night from John Legend. And, um, yes, that American Idol contestant (I think?) implied if you have sex before you’re married, you’re a slut.