N.J. Cop Charged With Sex With Cow

A cop in Moorestown, N.J. — America’s greatest place to live, or something — was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

And now, naturally, he’s facing more charges related to sex he allegedly had with a cow. Yes, Officer Robert Melia Jr. allegedly engaged in sex with cows four times between June and December of 2006.

What makes this even more amazing is Terrell Owens was in the background while this man was having sex with cows! Unbelievable!

Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows [CBS 3]
T.O.’s been cropped out of porn site’s photo [Phillygossip]