Bad Moon Risin’

An item from the Doylestown Intelligencer crime log:

Full moon gets teen cited: A 17-year-old Warwick boy who pulled down his pants to expose his buttocks in town on Aug. 17 got a citation for his prank. The boy, who lives on Fawn Lane, showed off his backside at the takeout window of a North Main Street restaurant. Police did not release his name because he’s a juvenile.

And you thought Philadelphia’s crime problems were bad. Only until Harrisburg lets Doylestown pass its own, reasonable mooning legislation will the problem cease. Unfortunately, the legislature is a slave to the pro-mooning lobby and won’t allow Doylestown the option of enacting its own mooning laws.

Police news - 8/24/06 [The Intelligencer]