Leftovers: Preditorial Congressman

• The editorial highlight of the day goes to the Inquirer, which had an editorial about congressional pages that included this paragraph: “In addition to learning about the federal sausage factory from the inside, pages often get to see celebrities who visit Congress to promote their causes. One day they might get their picture taken with actor Chuck Norris, the next day the Dalai Lama. And many pages form lasting friendships with each other.” [Inquirer]

• Now that was pretty impressive, considering it had to contend with this Daily News editorial about limbo and Pluto which I keep reading over and over and over and I don’t know what’s going on aiiiiiiiiiyyeeeee… [Daily News]

• Yahoo headline: “Full moon to appear 12 percent bigger.” There’s a dirty joke in here somewhere, I just can’t put my finger on it. [Space.com/Yahoo!]

• Yay! Pennsylvania’s going to get a little cleaner! [Bucks County Courier Times]