A Modest Proposal To Save SEPTA

Install the new edition — squeal! — of the Puppy Mover Monorail!

Awwwwww! What’s that? How would this save SEPTA? Beats me. But it’d up SEPTA’s cuteness factor by about a billion percent, I know that.

Monorail Modeling - Puppy Mover Monorail [The Monorail Society via Cute Overload]

Quickies: Cute animal edition

• Aww. Over 300 puppies were rescued from a house and barn in Chester County. They’re not up for adoption, though, even though they are oh-so-cute. [NBC 10]

• This is amazing. These people made Garfield funny. Well, not totally funny, but sort of like a tragicomedy where it’s just a lonely man talking to himself. By taking out all of Garfield’s thought bubbles, the comic is a post-nuclear absurdist piece of art. No, really. [Something Awful Forums]

• Convention Center expansion will not only take the Paul Green School of Rock, but the 24-hour adult book shop, too! Nnnnnnooooooo! [DN]

• If you build it, they will come (and piss on the seats): The Puppy Monorail. [Monorails.org]