Is Our New AILF A MILF?

Rimshot on the headline

Now that Alycia Lane has to remain out of trouble — and, therefore, out of the public eye, I guess — for the next six months, Philadelphia is searching for a new anchorbabe.

Sure, we still have Kerri-Lee Halkett; her and Erin O’Hearn are the more common search terms to reach Philadelphia Will Do. (Other popular search terms: Dorothy Krysiuk, Monica Malpass and — really! — Doug Kammerer.)

But a reader implores us to check out CN 8 host Lynn Doyle, who recently took fourth place in a search for models over 50.

Doyle is actually actually 51, says her MORE Magazine profile, which also notes that her mother makes a 9,000-calorie custard and she says she “exercise[s] all year so I can eat the custard at Christmas!” Hey, I do the same thing with exercise and beer.

Anyway: I implore you people to judge her and all anchorbabes harshly! I believe we should keep an eye on Ms. Doyle in case she punches the president or Howard Eskin or something, and continue to drift our attention back to Kerri-Lee. Duh.

Photo via Philadelphia Magazine