NBC 10 Investigates Miracle

I know the NBC 10 investigators are good, but are they good enough to investigate a miracle from St. John Neumann? Yes, that’s what Lu Ann Cahn did the other night during a nearly five-minute piece: Investigate a miracle.

A woman has cancer, her husband just happens to be a previously-featured-on-NBC 10-forensic sculptor, he makes a new mask for St. John Neumann, a priest does some prayin’ and — wham! — no more cancer. These people aren’t religious, of course, and they don’t say “yes” when Cahn asks them if they’re going to go back to church. Score one for the nonreligious!

“Was there divine intervention?” Cahn asks, but NBC 10 can’t get comments from her doctors, who are all Know-Nothings. But everyone interviewed said it’s clearly a miracle, and Neumann will totally get another notch on his sainthood belt for this one. Video after the jump.

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You Can Own A Little Slice Of Goo Gio God

Yes, you may now purchase the “God” eggplant on eBay! (Eggplant slices, you will note, cost $20 to ship.) The “Holy Eggplant” — as the sellers have dubbed it with great sacrilege — has an opening bid of $1,000, and will most certainly be purchased by an online casino or something, closing the chapter on the greatest miracle of all time.

Holy “God” Eggplant [eBay]