Buxco Teen/Parent Sex Romp

Above are the mugshots of Lynne Long (left) and Angela Honeycutt, who were charged yesterday with several crimes stemming from a sleepover at Long’s house in Lower Makefield. Honeycutt allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old in the shower while Long encouraged other kids there to listen in.

The woman, a friend of the mother whose son hosted the April 11 party, allegedly talked sex with the boys and kissed a 15-year-old boy before saying, “Who wants to take a shower?”

She then had intercourse with the teen in the shower and later engaged in sexual acts with a 14-year-old boy in the shower, police said.

All the while, the homeowner and mother of the party’s host was listening with some of the boys — ages 14 to 16 — to the moaning in the bathroom, police said. The mother allegedly told the boys, “You can’t tell anyone.”

They’re both charged with a litany of crimes, as you might’ve be able to guess. Conversations involving the word MILF are at present up 900 percent in the area.

Cops: Teen sleepover became sex romp [Bucks County Courier Times]

Jayson Werth’s Hot Mom

The Internet is abuzz over the attractiveness of Jayson Werth’s mom, who cheered on her son yesterday (along with, for some reason, Digger Phelps) during the Phillies’ game in Milwaukee. (The screencap doesn’t really do her justice; she’s no TV news anchor, but she’s definitely a nice-looking woman.)

Werth’s mom is Kim Schoenfield Werth; she’s a former track star (11 flat in the 100 yard dash in high school!) and therefore naturally still looks pretty good at 50-plus. And, so, yes, Jayson Werth’s family is full of good-looking athletes, probably all destined for millions of dollars playing sports.

Redlasso video of Werth’s homer and his mom celebrating it after the jump.

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