Every Celebrity Into The Gene Pool!

First, that’s only one celebrity. (Sharon Stone doesn’t count.)

Second, this story continues to get more intriguing. You have Rush Limbaugh, that dude who played Jesus in the Mel Gibson movie (Jim Caviezel), Kurt Warner, Jeff Suppan, Mike Tyson’s ex-wife and that woman who’s in the Acme ads (Patricia Heaton) against Michael J. Fox, Sharon Stone, Moby and Michael J. Fox’s mom.

Who will join next? Does Urkle support stem-cell research? How about Gillian Anderson? Ooh, and Demi Moore, I must know where she stands! I can’t make a decision on a subject without hearing what Kevin Federline thinks! And just where is Fatboy Slim on this issue?

Oh, and there’s a slideshow of all the players involved! Wow! Imagine if they did this for, like, local elections? (Had slideshows and celebrities involved.) People might actually vote.

More Celebs Jump Into Fox-Limbaugh Battle [NBC 10]

A Way To Get People Interested In Politics

Good thing we got rid of those pesky elections and replaced them with celebrity deathmatches.

Fox-Limbaugh Battle Gets Uglier [NBC 10]