Darren Daulton’s Book Is Out!

As you may know, former Phillies catcher Darren Daulton believes the world is going to end in 2012. He also says rosin bags are some sort of dimensional gateway, I think: “Sure. A rosin bag is just a mirage of innumerable particles constantly speeding up or slowing down. But the Fourth and Fifth Dimensions remain unseen by most people. Their vibrations are at a lower frequency.”

Well, Daulton has finally released his book, If Only They Knew, which is not a memoir of his baseball career but a treatise on Daultonian metaphysics.

With If They Only Knew, Darren joins
a growing list of prominent authors discussing the subjects of the metaphysical. It has been prompted by an increased awareness and interest in the spiritual aspects of our being and our place in the world.

In If They Only Knew Darren talks about issues of ascension such as dimensions and levels of consciousness, the prophesy of the Mayan Calendar and December 21, 2012, looking within our selves to create our own reality, the energies of awakening and a lot more.

A review on Amazon says Daulton feels he has been “chosen… to awaken us.” Oh, I’m sorry, you’re not reading this anymore, since you’ve already rushed to the website to purchase the book. My copy is on its way!

If Only They Knew [Amazon]
If Only They Knew [DarrenDaulton.com]

Next Week on ‘Action News’: Why Does Zeus Hit The Villagers With Lightning Bolts?

And, yes, the report begins with a Darren Daulton reference.

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Feb. 17: Daultonian Metaphysics

Daultonian Metaphysics, explained

Darren Daulton is awesome. That’s all I can say about it. He’s awesome. He’s my new favorite ex-Phillie. He might be the greatest player of all time. No, the greatest person of all time.

Since he retired after winning a World Series with the Marlins in 1997, Darren Daulton hasn’t quite enjoyed the success of his 1993 Phillies peers. John Kruk is on ESPN. Lenny Dykstra owns a chain of car washes. Wes Chamberlain has a lucrative career with his organic soybean farm. (Okay, I made that last one up.) But Darren Daulton has been arrested “five or six” times, has reportedly had money woes (he denies this), &c. &c.

But now, all is okay, because — as reported on SI.com and in the Daily News — Darren Daulton is now into metaphysics. What does that mean, exactly? Let’s do this in charticle form:

• Daulton defines metaphysics as anything beyond the five senses: reincarnation, the fourth and fifth dimensions, out-of-body experiences. He doesn’t say time travel, but we all have to assume that’s included, too.
• Dutch says his car accident in Jan. 2001, where he was arrested for drunk driving, was actually someone intentionally running him off the road because of a business deal with ties to the FBI and White House.
• He once got the game-winning hit against the Cubs (while with the Marlins in this final season) and, afterward, started crying. He told his wife “I didn’t hit that ball. Something happened, but it wasn’t me.”
• Daulton subscribes (loosely) to the Mayan theory: The world will end on Dec. 12, 2012, at exactly 11:11 GMT. At that time, the chosen will simply vanish from the plane of existence.
• During his last stint in prison, he wrote a 32,000-word manuscript titled If They Only Knew! that’s all about his theories.
• Dutch thinks the secrets of the pyramids are strategically placed all around the galaxy (the moon, Mars, &c.).
• And here’s his feeling on rosin bags: “Sure. A rosin bag is just a mirage of innumerable particles constantly speeding up or slowing down. But the Fourth and Fifth Dimensions remain unseen by most people. Their vibrations are at a lower frequency.”

Darren Daulton, everyone! I can’t wait to buy his book. Someone find this man a publisher.

Beam us up, Dutchie [SI.com]
Daulton caught off base [DN]