Phillies Playoff-Bound Again

Whoomp there it is, high hopes, team to beat and all that. The Phillies are NL East champions for the second straight year. The Phillies’ official website’s account provides the, um, details:

The Phillies emptied what seemed like a non-stop supply of Domaine St. Michelle champagne, supported by cases of beer. Players sprayed in all directions, but always found whoever happened to be on television at the time.

Seeking maximum soaking effect, bottles were often poured directly on the head.

Is this an instruction manual for celebratory champagne pouring? Whatever the case, it’s nice to have our baseball team in the playoffs again.