Matt Stairs’ Double Entendre

Okay, so here’s the postgame quote by the new King of Philadelphia, Matt Stairs, that everyone’s going to be forwarding around today:

“You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you’re part of the team. Not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, it’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

Yes, yes, he actually said that postgame. Who knew the Phillies celebrated that way?

I’m Out Of Here, and I’m Taking The STAIRS!!!

Unbelievable. Phillies rally to win, 7-5, and are now one win away from the World Series. Absolutely more about this tomorrow, obviously!