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Look, Another Ex-Philly Person Went Nuts

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Hey, so ex-Eagles wideout Donte Stallworth is all wacky and stuff with his alter-ego Nico! He caught a long pass in Saturday’s divisional win over Jacksonville, but was caught from behind.

But no one was harder on Stallworth than himself. Immediately after Mathis made the tackle, Stallworth pounded the ground and then started punching his legs as if they were defective. Stallworth said that was punishment from his alter ego, Nicco, whom Stallworth has described as an extra terrestrial being that resides on Mars when the receiver is off the field.

“Yeah, that was him,” Stallworth said. “That wasn’t me.”

Ho, ho! And people (uh, like me, but whatevs) make fun of Darren Daulton?