Obama Shockingly Answers Question

Above: The bottom half of Friday’s Philadelphia Gay News cover.

Aw. It looks like the Philadelphia Gay News daily email annoyance is over, as Publisher Mark Segal emailed over the weekend to let everyone know his one question for Barack Obama has been answered, “thanks to our friends at Capitol wire.”

And, guess what? Obama would advise those “Pennsylvania Democrat State Senator’s” to vote no on the anti-gay marriage amendment to the state constitution, just like everyone already knew.

It’s good the Gay News finally had this question answered before Barack Obama dies of his untreated syphilis, which he’s had for almost 1600 days.

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Obama Addresses Crowd In Berks County [CBS 3]

‘Gay News’ Clumsily Dogging Obama

Ha ha, remember when the Philadelphia Gay News‘ coverage of Obama not giving them an interview wasn’t annoying? That’s impossible, actually, since it was always annoying. But the front page last week was pretty clever, so I ran with that instead.

Since Monday, PGN Publisher Mark Segal has been sending out an email to various press people detailing the one question the paper has for Obama. I’m not quite sure why I’m getting it; I don’t know Senator Obama and I don’t think I can get him to answer this one question:

How would you advise Pennsylvania Democrat State Senator’s to vote on The Anti Gay Marriage Legislation before them NOW.

You know what? I think the grammar needs to be cleaned up a bit before Obama will answer that question. Gawd, there isn’t a big enough red pen to correct that sentence.

Update: OMG someone has posted in the comments that Philebrity made fun of the same emails we got first. Alert the authorities!

‘Gay News’ Runs Cover Of The Year

Today’s Philadelphia Gay News cover is simply fantastic. PGN publisher Mark Segal tells The Daily Examiner Obama hasn’t spoken to the gay press since 2004, which is “not acceptable” to him.

I suppose this is as good a time as any to remind you that Barack Obama has been on 610 WIP twice in the last month.