No Excuses, Except This One

The Daily News has a story today about a dock owner in Margate who thinks the town wants her out so it can build condos or something.

The U.S. basketball team is being too distracting with its dunks for me to get into the story, so let’s just cut to the chase: This woman breaks the rules occasionally, and the town occasionally busts her. She says that’s unfair. (Really, it kinda does go something like this.) Here’s my favorite part:

The impetus for the restraining order happened Aug. 9, when a police patrol boat stopped one of Scott’s rentals for going too fast in a no-wake zone.

It turned out that the registration for Scott’s entire fleet had expired on July 31, something she admits was her fault.

“I have no excuses for that,” she said, as her black lab, Dock Dog, chewed on bamboo leaves. “I’m the mom running a mom-and-pop shop.”

The only thing better than the excuse following the “no excuses” line is the important details of her dog’s breed, her dog’s name and her dog’s bamboo leaf chewing. Very important details.

Dock owner sees Margate conspiracy [Daily News]