‘+’ marks the spot

I can say with certainty that today’s Metro “Today’s Debate” question was asked last Wednesday (and probably sometime in the afternoon):

Well, either that, or he’s a coal miner or something.

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Port security? Blame… Clinton? The Media? Someone?

I’ll just be honest: I have no idea what this means. None. Can anyone help me out?

Incidentally, this should be covered by benefits

Hell yeah! Why not go all out? Shoot yourself into space with 10 weeping widows in bikinis doing a gun salute and somebody blastin’ “You Shook Me All Night Long” on a totally kick-ass boom box! Now that’s a way to go!

The cover-up is it was actually John Chaney

Oh. It’s not a conspiracy. It’s only a cover-up! Good to know.

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Photo 101

Today’s Metro man on the street interview takes on City Hall:

First off, Yes. They should clean the damn building. Second off, could you guys maybe take the photos a little bit closer next time? I can’t really see the people too well.

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Nope, sorry, going to have to do better than that

I added in that helpful word “gay” with the proofreading mark above. Without it, it seems like marriage is illegal in Jersey, which, if true, would probably make it the most populous state in the union, since every single person would want to live there.

Then again, maybe not. The real factoid learned from the above man-on-the-street inerview from the Philadelphia Gay News, however, is this: New Jersey can’t do anything — not even legalizing gay marriage — to make someone want to do anything but visit there.

Street Talk: Would you move to New Jersey if marriage were legalized there? [Philadelphia Gay News]

‘Metro’ tickles the funnybone… or, not

The daily Metro man-on-the-street interview (click to enlarge):

Come on, guys. You need to ask simple, straightforward questions and get wacky responses, not ask wacky questions and get straightforward responses! Geeze. Do I have to tell everyone everything?

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Elementary, my dear ‘Metro’

Hey, Sherlock Holmes: Put this in your pipe and smoke it!

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An explanation here, I think, would not clear anything up

Thanks, Philadelphia Gay News! Here’s to 30 more years!

After the jump, the final three gay subcultures that people on the street would like explained.

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Your moment of daily ‘Metro’ zen

Yep. All those senators asking questions last month pretty much just kept rephrasing the question “Are you a stand-up guy?”

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