Not Even Serious Injuries From A Car Accident Will Keep Her From Her Rightful 15 Minutes On NBC 10

Okay, so Action News is reporting police will arrest Britt Reid today on weapons charges stemming from a ridiculous series of unconnected events last week.

But it is only NBC 10 that bites down to the real meat of the story. The station has photographs of Louise Hartman, the woman Garrett Reid hit with his car after allegedly running a red light. It shows… ah… a person with bad teeth?

And if you were wondering why Louise Hartman hasn’t talked to the media yet, it’s not because of shyness:

Despite Ms. Hartman’s desire to cooperate with the numerous media requests for interviews, she remains physically unable to accommodate such requests.

Sweet. She’s going to end up with a book deal — I Was Hit By Andy Reid’s Son And All I Got Were These Lousy Stitches — I just know it.

Police to Arrest Britt Reid Today [6 ABC]
Woman In Crash With Reid’s Son To Issue Statement [NBC 10]