OMG Did You Hear That Just Now?

Center City offices are on alert right now after that loud fighter jet noise that went overhead just a few minutes ago. Seriously, what the hell was that?

A breaking report from Philadelphia Will Do breaking news correspondent RJ White (whoop whoop sirens must credit Philadelphia Will Do whoop whoop!):

RJ: You hear that just now?

D-Mac: I did!
RJ: Like some kind of fighter jet
D-Mac: Yeah.
RJ: The place is abuzz!
D-Mac: WHAT COULD IT BE???
RJ: Man, seriously — it was creepy.
D-Mac: PWD will get to the bottom of this!
D-Mac: “Perhaps a UFO,” I’ll write.
RJ: MUST CREDIT PHILADELPHIA WILL DO
RJ: …DEVELOPING…
D-Mac: Or maybe knocking down some of those buildings for the Convention Center expansion?
RJ: Nah — it was overhead and moved from east to west
D-Mac: definitely a UFO then
RJ: IT WAS THE FLASH, RUNNING TO JLA HEADQUARTERS

Turns out Air Force Week in Philadelphia began yesterday, and it’s probably just the annual Scare the Hell out of the Office Workers on Their Day Back to Work Flyover. (Air Force Day at Independence Hall started at 11 a.m., so there’s your culprit.)