OMG IT’S SO HOT OUT

Look at that Firefox extension above: Back-to-back days of a full thermometer with three heat lines. (It’s also 85 at 9 in the morning. I can only assume the humidity is roughly 1000 percent.) All the Philly Catholic schools are letting out at noon it’s so hot out, and Philadelphia’s heat line (215.765.9040) will be open ’til Tuesday at midnight.

Um, so yes. It’s going to be hot out, as happens every summer or so. KYW reports: “People are being advised to drink plenty of water, avoid alcoholic beverages, stay out of the sun and spend as much time as possible in air-conditioned places and wear light, loose-fitting clothing.” In case you weren’t sure how to avoid the heat, you know.