We’re Overrun By Wild Animals

First “bears”, now mountain lions.

Update: Oh, look, apparently some kids are fighting back by shooting a tiger and a bear at a New Jersey zoo. Two Jersey teens were arrested at the Cohanzik Zoo in Bridgeton after witnesses said they shot at a white tiger and black bear with Airsoft pellet guns.

And, look, it was a double whammy, says the Cumberland County SPCA head: “A few months ago in Los Angeles, two teens were mauled and another killed after tormenting a tiger. In addition, these Airsoft guns have been mistaken for the real thing by police.” Anyway, that’s a pretty lame way to hunt if you’re just shooting at animals in cages.