Larry West Buys A Kilt!

I have attempted to make Philadelphia Will Do your #1 source for Larry West news ever since he randomly showed up at the Milton Street concert/mayoral rally and told everyone he was running for mayor.

Anyway, we now have perhaps the biggest Larry West development yet, as he notes on his blog that he has purchased a kilt.

West writes that he “fucking hate[s] pants” — he drops a Simpsons quote in his post title — and explains the beauty of owning a kilt:

Most men wear boxers for the comfort and feeling of freedom, something we really get to enjoy when we wear shorts in the summer. Otherwise, we wear pants. Tight, restricting, horrible pants. Fuck ‘em! Well, a kilt is better. I had on my boxers, I put a kilt on over them, and my god… paradise! PAR-A-DISE! Walking around the house, feeling free.. my god, FREEDOM!!!!

We then learn West is considering wearing long johns to prevent accidental exposure while donning a kilt. (A recommendation: Boxer briefs! Or, rather, those Jockey mid-rise briefs. Best underwear ever.)

I shall continue delving into Larry West wardrobe news as it develops.

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