Jul31 |
Penn Kid: Celebrate The Philadelphia Soul!
Although the Philadelphia Soul won the Arena Football League title, Philadelphians haven’t been rioting in the streets over it. And most people haven’t even been using the tired line of, “Oh, look, a team finally won a title!” Obviously, nobody cares about the Soul, because they do not play one of the four major team sports. Sorry, guys. We’re happy for you, but mostly people only care because Bon Jovi is the owner. But wait! Penn’s Neil Fanaroff says we should celebrate the Soul like they’re World Champions! That’s nothing really all that notable, until he gets into a lecture about not supporting our local sports “dynasty.”
Wait, the Barrage are on the road the entire season? That’s totally awesome. I guess we’ll have to settle for not having any of that joy other cities experience when their outdoor lacrosse team wins the league title. Update: Oh, yeah, there’s a motorcade at 3-ish today down Market Street. Whoo, Soul! Hey Philly: beggars can’t be choosers [Summer Pennsylvanian] |
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