Kris (And Anna!) Benson Reconsidered

Well, I’ve read all the reports, and apparently every single person was more optimistic than I was about the Kris Benson signing. Well, I can admit when I’m outnumbered — and I’m actually higher on it now than I was yesterday — so I’ll acquiesce.

Why am I higher on it? Well, I looked at some stats and came out much more optimistic than I did beforehand. Plus, when the third straight female IMed me to tell me she found the photo of Anna Benson (somewhat reproduced with this post) extremely hot, well, I had to admit I may have somehow underrated both the veteran pitcher and his hot wife. (Plus, Wikipedia tells me her measurements are 34DD-24-34. I love the Internet.)

A friend IMed me yesterday, informing me that Anna Benson may be just what this town needs after Alycia Lane is headed out of the news. He’s right! Let’s go Anna Phillies!